Funny how equestrians are seen as prissy and pretentious when we literally shovel horse crap and ride animals that fart whenever they damn please.
When I was younger I told my parents I wanted a 15.2hh black stallion and a 13.2hh palomino mare.
Guess what they done?
The clever fuckers got me a dun, 14.2hh, mare who thinks she’s a stallion.
Well played, parents.